It is your fav meathead nerd typing this somewhere between a caffeine overdose and upcoming wind here in South Padre TX....

...And guess what time it is?

CEU PANIC SEASON.

That magical annual ritual where fitness pros everywhere wake up in a cold sweat realizing their renewal deadline is coming faster than a rogue kettlebell to their head on a botched snatch.

You know the vibe:

• “Oh crap, I still need 1.9 CEUs.”
• “I guess I’ll take that $19 webinar on mindful breathing for postural hamsters nonsense
• “Please no more PowerPoint slides narrated by someone who sounds like a sleep app.

So here’s me throwing you a lifeline — and lighting it on fire for good measure:

The Flex Diet Cert is OPEN for just 4 days — through Monday at midnight.

If you need CEUs, this checks the bureaucratic box.
Plus you will actually learn something useful about metabolism that doesn’t make you question your life choices.

Inside you’ll learn:​
How to master metabolic flexibility — burning carbs or fat like a hybrid engine of gainZ.
Why “clean eating” is just marketing cosplay.
8 real-world interventions: sleep, protein, carbs, fat, fasting, training, NEAT, micros.
5 action steps per module so you can actually apply it — not just “learn about it.”

And it’s not just me saying it’s legit.
It’s approved for CEUs from NASM, NSCA, and ACE.​
Yes, the real ones. Not the “Instagram influencer university” kind.

No fluff.
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No GooRoo gossip.
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Just real physiology, caffeine-fueled lectures, and the occasional story about setting myself on fire with a metabolism experiment. Ok, that did not really happen yet, but many of my experiments have gone sidewayZ

Enroll below
​https://miket.me/FDC-CEU​

Doors close Monday at midnight CST.​
Then it vanishes back into the metabolic underworld until Jan 2026 which is after your CEUs are due.

Much love, metabolic chaos, and smarter CEUs,
— Dr. Mike

PS -You can spend your weekend clicking through slide decks narrated by a potato…
...or you can learn the physiology that actually makes you a better coach and renew your certs at the same time.

Your move, meathead. Full details below

​https://miket.me/FDC-CEU​

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Mike T Nelson CISSN, CSCS, MSME, PhD
Associate Professor, Carrick Institute
Owner, Extreme Human Performance, LLC
Editorial Board Member, STRONG Fitness Mag

Mike T Nelson is a PhD and not a physician or registered dietitian. The contents of this email should not be taken as medical advice. It is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any health problem - nor is it intended to replace the advice of a physician. Always consult your physician or qualified health professional on any matters regarding your health.

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