Creator of the Flex Diet Cert & Phys Flex Cert, CSCS, CISSN, Assoc Professor, kiteboarder, lifter of odd objects, metal music lover. >>>>Sign up to my daily FREE Fitness Insider newsletter below
Meet Roscoe
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This morning I told you the Phys Flex Cert is open and I am so stoked… …however, I left out the part where I hired a brand new intern and I will tell you why this matters. His name is Roscoe. Official title: Extreme Human Performance Iron Intern. He lifts things he should not, reads half a study, and sprints off to “optimize” before the sentence is done. And yes he is a raccoon. Why a raccoon you ask? Well, they have opposable thumbs which make them handy. He is not technically a hooooman so my CPA said I don’t have to cover his retirement account, and he just roams through my trash at all hours for food, so he is cheap to boot. I explained this morning to Roscoe that your body defends four regulators at all times, and somewhere around regulator number two he had already grabbed a sauna suit, a bag of ice, and borrowed my brand new CO2 tank. His words, roughly: “I have a hypothesis. Where da the heavy stuff Boss?” Roscoe is going to spend this week blowing up each of the four regulators so you do not have to while hopefully leaving my townhouse and gym intact. Temperature, pH, fuel, breathing. He will test them all loudly, and I will explain what was actually supposed to happen. Consider this the before picture. Before the chaos starts tomorrow, two things worth your attention. Bonus Item! Most of them bonus items are junk piled on junk by the latest marketing maven to distract you from a thin offer. That drives me nuts, so I am not going to do that to you; hence I only added things I would actually hand a paying client. Here is what comes with enrollment this week, and when each one leaves: The private 1-hour call with me. The fast one. Gone Wednesday, October 14 at 11:59 PM Pacific — first 48 hours only. The Ask Me Anything audio series, 4.5 hours. Expires Friday, October 16. Plus 2 more that are on the enrollment page below >> Phys Flex Certification << open now! Payment Plans I know the economy is bat poop crazy if you live in the USA so I have a payment option where you can split it into a much more manageable payment plan at checkout. All the details live on the page. Tomorrow Roscoe meets an ice bath and learns a hard lesson about his own quads. >> Phys Flex Certification << open now! Much love and metabolic mayhem, Dr Mike PS — Scott Umberger put it better than I can: “You want actionable information, not opinions from a reality show or internet guru that has not worked with a single real person. PPS — Ben Mayfield-Smith at Matter Athletica in Australia: “The Phys Flex Cert is absolutely Matter approved for continued education. Pretty much anything by the good Dr. Mike Nelson is Matter Approved, folks.” >> Phys Flex Certification << open now! ________ Mike T Nelson CISSN, CSCS, MSME, PhD Mike T Nelson is a PhD and not a physician or registered dietitian. The contents of this email should not be taken as medical advice. It is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any health problem - nor is it intended to replace the advice of a physician. Always consult your physician or qualified health professional on any matters regarding your health. . |
Dr Mike T Nelson
Creator of the Flex Diet Cert & Phys Flex Cert, CSCS, CISSN, Assoc Professor, kiteboarder, lifter of odd objects, metal music lover. >>>>Sign up to my daily FREE Fitness Insider newsletter below
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