Listen up, you glorious masochist of the iron temple, you relentless seeker of sinew-shredding truth!

Yes, YOU—the one whose veins pump caffeine and fury, whose barbell dreams are too big for the meager constraints of mortal mediocrity.
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Pay attention, because what I’m about to tell you could mean the difference between stagnation and ascending to the Olympian heights of strength and power.

This is about MASS—not some tepid, cookie-cutter program.

No, no.

​This is MASS: Monthly Applications in Strength Sport. ​

The bullet train of fitness research, careening full-speed off the rails of mediocrity, obliterating the dusty myths of bro-science as it goes.

...And guess what? MASS is now barreling straight toward you at its lowest price of the year.
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Yes, Black Friday may be an orgy of discount carnage, but amidst the chaos, this is the pearl—gleaming, rare, and ready for the taking.

Why MASS Is the Only Shot of Adrenaline You Need:

1. Stay on the Cutting Edge:​
   Every month, MASS dives into the dank, testosterone-drenched depths of strength, hypertrophy, and nutrition research. Then, like a savage beast unleashed, it tears through the jargon to deliver you pure, actionable insight—stuff you can take to the gym tomorrow and leave your competition weeping into their whey shakes.
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2. Practical, Scientifically Backed Strategies:​
   No snake oil here, no glittering promises of instant six-packs. MASS is cold, hard science forged in the fires of the weight room. It’s real-world, no-nonsense advice from experts who actually lift—not lab rats hiding behind spreadsheets.
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3. For the Battle-Hardened Lifter:​
   You’re no rookie.
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   You’ve endured the aches, the plateaus, the existential crises staring at your reflection mid-deadlift.
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   MASS knows where you are and shows you how to transcend—refined, high-octane knowledge for those hungry to optimize every. single. detail.

Mo' Bonus Items From Me

1. Lifetime MASS Subscription = A 60-minute Zoom consult with yours truly.
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   Yes, I’ll help you untangle your training mysteries live and in-person—well, virtually—like some unhinged strength oracle. ($250 value)
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2. Yearly/Monthly MASS Subscription = My Flex Foundations audio course—a no-holds-barred approach to mobility and recovery strategies that’ll have your joints singing hallelujah. ($37 value)

Note- once you purchase forward your receipt to me here, and Jodie—the wizard behind the curtain—will dispatch your bonuses faster than a stoner on a taco truck. Note: Private consults go down in December when I’m back in the bunker.

Why MASS Is the Gospel of GainZ

Forget wandering through the jungle of misinformation, machete in hand, hacking away at myths. MASS is your ticket to clarity. A library of 800+ resources, articles, and videos waiting to turbocharge your progress.
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And for the academics among us—yes, there are CEUs. You can get smarter and stronger at the same time.
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Revolutionary.

So, what are you waiting for?
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A divine intervention?
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A celestial barbell to fall from the heavens?

A message from the cosmos delivered via protein shaker?

A flaming kettlebell dropped into your lap?

A holy barbell engraved with ancient lifting secrets?

A ghostly gym bro to haunt your workout?

The gym gods to crash through the ceiling with creatine cocktails?
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Click the link, grab the deal, and step into the arena where science meets sweat and gainZ reign supreme.

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Much love, heavy lifts, and unrelenting gainZ,
Dr. Mike

P.S. Don’t delay. These Black Friday deals vanish faster than a PR attempt after a tequila bender, or so I've heard Click the link.
​​https://miket.me/mass​​
Become a part of the elite MASS community. Live the dream, crush the weights, and bask in the glorious absurdity of this thing we call fitness.

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Mike T Nelson CISSN, CSCS, MSME, PhD
Associate Professor, Carrick Institute
Owner, Extreme Human Performance, LLC
Editorial Board Member, STRONG Fitness Mag

Mike T Nelson is a PhD and not a physician or registered dietitian. The contents of this email should not be taken as medical advice. It is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any health problem - nor is it intended to replace the advice of a physician. Always consult your physician or qualified health professional on any matters regarding your health.

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