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There are three kinds of lifters. The first one trains like the apocalypse is personally coming for him every single session. Every session is a suffer-fest and even weight training is turned into a ritual of snorting pre-workout off the gym sink in an effort to put forth enough effort of beyond failure training to make Mike Mentzer's ghost smile down upon their heroic gym deeds. Every conditioning piece is used to its fullest degree as if it committed a war crime against his own nervous system. The goal of conditioning is to create the biggest sweat angle on the floor when he collapses of the Concept 2 rower all while seeing white buffalos in the sky... ... and wonders why he’s been stuck at the same numbers for two years while his joints sound like a bowl of Rice Krispies at 5:17 AM. Meet Suffering Seth The second one read one too many articles about Zone 2 and now pedals his stationary bike at the exact heart rate of a stoned golden retriever on a Sunday stroll. Consistent. Committed. Completely stagnant. He hasn’t actually improved in eighteen months but he’s got a very impressive logbook of all the hours he’s spent not improving. His next move is to bump up his Zone 2 cardio from 3-5 hours a week to 8 -12 hours a week since the reddit Biking BroZ said that is where the real gainZ are and to stop being a pussy as they are doing 2-4 hours a day. Meet Zelot Zack Our third friend just bought another HRV app. His readiness score is 94. His cortisol protocol is dialed now with 2 hours of down reg at night plus enough magnesium to crap himself into oblivion; but he just added ashwagandha as that is the secret sauce with a side pin of delta sleep inducing peptide (DSIP)now. I guess he missed the actual research on DSIP where it was infused into the mesodiencephalic ventricle of recipient rabbits to induce spindle and delta EEG activity and reduced motor activities. In short, they stuck it into directly into Wabbit brainZ to get an effect (1). His pre-training checklist has fourteen items on it. He hasn’t actually started a training block since November because conditions haven’t been quite optimal yet and the data isn’t fully conclusive and maybe he should run one more test first. Tomorrow is the day the moon, stars, and Venus will align to train in the most optimal anabolic state. That’s Optimizer Otto. Different paths. Same result. None of them built their engine, and here’s what all three are missing — and what I nearly missed myself. Short story time. Many years back when I worked in a cube-farm as an engineer for cardiac medical device company I had my backpack on one shoulder, cooler in my hand and climbed two flights of stairs. I was winded. Standing at the top of two flights of stairs, catching my breath, holding a lunch cooler. WTF is going on? Because I’d convinced myself — with great scientific confidence — that cardio was the enemy of serious lifting. So I stopped doing it. Almost entirely. The irony was surgical. It was at that point that I decided I was never going to let my aerobic conditioning get so piss poor ever again. Fast forward to going back to school for the third time to do a PhD in exercise physiology plus thirty years studying metabolism to cardiovascular performance to tons of physiology and neurology. I’ve run VO₂ max tests on hundreds of people using a full metabolic cart. I worked twelve years for a cardiovascular med tech company buried in physiological data. I used the exact physiology I’d been studying for decades but never applied to myself to build my aerobic system back properly — in the right order, with the right progression, without wrecking the lifting I’d spent years building. Once the engine was actually running, everything changed. My lifts went up not down as I was able to do more volume in the gym. Recovery between sessions improved. Energy through the day got better. Sleep got better. The heart rate that used to spike climbing stairs started dropping at the same workloads I’d always done. Your aerobic system is not the enemy of lifting. It’s the foundation everything else sits on. That realization became Flexible Meathead Cardio — Level 1. Not built in theory — built from my own mistake, and how I fixed it, and then tested on over a decade of my M3 1-1 clients. Today it opens up again! FMC Level 1 is a physiology-based progression system for lifters who want to build a real aerobic engine — without losing strength, grinding themselves into the ground, or drowning in a sea of data that never actually moves the needle. Not a random workout program. Not Zone 2 forever. Not HIIT until you hate yourself. A system. Built on applied physiology. Structured so you can actually use it. Since I want everyone to learn the fastest most effective way to feel bette, have more energy and have an aerobic engine that keeps going and going, I have opted to leave the course stays open for the near future. ...but I want to reward you for taking action now, so I have some exclusive time sensitive bonus items that vanish at midnight PST on April 1st. Go to the link below for all the details Much more coming this week as Black Sunshine and I roll south toward South Padre Island starting tomorrow. For now: if you’ve been Seth, Zack, Otto — or you’ve been all three at different points like most of us have — this is what comes next. Much love and functional mitochondria, Dr. Mike PS- There’s also a fast action bonus that moves faster than the rest — a private 30-minute call with me to map the system directly to your training, identify your specific limiter, and build your first block. I charge $250 for a coaching hour. This is $125 of that, included when you enroll by Friday midnight PST. After that the call slot disappears. References 1) Monnier M, Dudler L, Gächter R, Maier PF, Tobler HJ, Schoenenberger GA (April 1977). "The delta sleep inducing peptide (DSIP). Comparative properties of the original and synthetic nonapeptide". Experientia. 33 (4): 548–52. _____________________ Mike T Nelson CISSN, CSCS, MSME, PhD Mike T Nelson is a PhD and not a physician or registered dietitian. The contents of this email should not be taken as medical advice. It is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any health problem - nor is it intended to replace the advice of a physician. Always consult your physician or qualified health professional on any matters regarding your health. .. |
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